Who let they uncle out the house???
He jiggin’ though!
"When you white but the hood fuck with you heavy"
son this is why I wanna go to the bay lmao
Don’t buy a girl flowers. Flowers die. Buy her a dragon.
the funniest thing in twilight is when bella thinks that the guy she has a crush on might be a vampire so she goes home and just googles the word “vampire” it’s ridiculous but also exactly what I would do in that situation
what do you mean it’s inappropriate to have Highway to Hell by AC/DC at my funeral
packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip
unpacks 3 months after coming home
I just wanted to know how she got such smoky eyes. Turns out it was an STD rash.