justrah:

thisshitfunny420:

kingjaffejoffer:

brownglucose:

soybby:

Who let they uncle out the house???

He jiggin’ though!

"When you white but the hood fuck with you heavy"

lmfao

son this is why I wanna go to the bay lmao

stardustacolyte:

Don’t buy a girl flowers. Flowers die. Buy her a dragon.

youngstero:

the funniest thing in twilight is when bella thinks that the guy she has a crush on might be a vampire so she goes home and just googles the word “vampire” it’s ridiculous but also exactly what I would do in that situation

jonathan:

what do you mean it’s inappropriate to have Highway to Hell by AC/DC at my funeral

goodfuckingcoffee:

packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip

unpacks 3 months after coming home

I just wanted to know how she got such smoky eyes. Turns out it was an STD rash.