Don’t buy a girl flowers. Flowers die. Buy her a dragon.


the funniest thing in twilight is when bella thinks that the guy she has a crush on might be a vampire so she goes home and just googles the word “vampire” it’s ridiculous but also exactly what I would do in that situation


what do you mean it’s inappropriate to have Highway to Hell by AC/DC at my funeral


packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip

unpacks 3 months after coming home

I just wanted to know how she got such smoky eyes. Turns out it was an STD rash.




what really scares me is that i’m average i’m not really good at anything or really beautiful i’m going to live an average life with an average job an average income and die an average death with an average funeral and nobody is going to remember me

Van Gogh thought that too

That is really, really inspiring, actually.


don’t be a little shit to me on tinder

  • me: *owns 264 unread books*
  • me: *buys 17 new books*
  • me: *rereads harry potter*