Don’t buy a girl flowers. Flowers die. Buy her a dragon.
the funniest thing in twilight is when bella thinks that the guy she has a crush on might be a vampire so she goes home and just googles the word “vampire” it’s ridiculous but also exactly what I would do in that situation
what do you mean it’s inappropriate to have Highway to Hell by AC/DC at my funeral
packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip
unpacks 3 months after coming home
I just wanted to know how she got such smoky eyes. Turns out it was an STD rash.
what really scares me is that i’m average i’m not really good at anything or really beautiful i’m going to live an average life with an average job an average income and die an average death with an average funeral and nobody is going to remember me
Van Gogh thought that too
That is really, really inspiring, actually.
don’t be a little shit to me on tinder